“These are really called Dog Days?” Fido said.
“They are, but it’s not what you think,” I replied.
“I’m a dog! I don’t think. I guard, I feel, I bark, I sleep, I eat. But I do not think. I am a life-support system for biscuits and my water bowl. Everything after that is gravy.”
“Once again, you Big Red Lug, you are mixing your metaphors something awful, but that’s perfectly OK during the Dog Days of August.”
“Hey hey hey hey!” Fido yelped. “What will we do to celebrate?”