Fido says he wants to join a dating service.
Me, I was listening to a baseball game, concentrating on a two-on, two-out, one-run game, and this took me by surprise.
‚ÄúWhat the heck-fire?‚ÄĚ said I.
‚ÄúIt‚Äôs not that I‚Äôm lonely, but I‚Äôd like to have someone of my ilk to share experiences, romp around, get into sniffing contests, have conversations, discuss brands of kibble, that kind of thing.
‚ÄúGood God, man,‚ÄĚ I said. ‚ÄúMammoth has more dogs than humans. Are you sure you‚Äôre not already sitting on a canine gold mine?‚ÄĚ