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By
George Shirk - Times News Editor
“FIDO! DAG-NABBIT!”
“Chomp chomp chomp, slurp slurp chomp.”
“Egad, Fido, I can’t take you anywhere!”
By now Fido was licking the pavement.
“This,” he proclaimed, “is just the best time EVER! Hey, will you look at THAT?”
Fido eyeballed the baked beans.
“FIDO!” I said, and gave him a tug on his nose leash.
It was his first-ever pig roast. It might be his last-ever, too, unless he can get a grip, and I told him as much.
